By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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