so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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