Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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