soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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