My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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