I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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