Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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