Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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