This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
He passed out mid-signature
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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