Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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