is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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