My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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