I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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