hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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