Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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