I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It's blow job season.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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