Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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