idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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