he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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