What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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