I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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