I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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