I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I don't deserve a penis
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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