i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Is that strawberry winking at me??
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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