She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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