Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
you never un-have a 4some
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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