you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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