I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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