omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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