There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
