Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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