OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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