His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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