it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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