The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Randomize
