On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My hand turned me down
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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