Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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