Well douche your snatch and let's go!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
