I am puke
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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