Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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