Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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