? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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