i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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