ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My first STD was from a foam party
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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