I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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