If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
this is an emotional support booty call
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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