I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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