Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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