Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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