Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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