forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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