btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I had to cum in my sink.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
