Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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