is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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