Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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