some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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