I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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