Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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